“To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.” — Thomas Edison

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Q: Why are so many products priced at $19.95?

A: The price point $19.95 has been the retail price sweet spot years. “When you go above $19.95 you just don’t get a sale,” says Scott Boilen, CEO of Allstar Products Group.

Q: The average American owns 7 of these. What are they?

  What happens when your show is 30 minutes and you write just 24 minutes of material? You IMPROVISE. You tell stories. You sing.

Na na na na na na na na BATMAN!

Joe and Dave know so much Batman trivia, it was hard to get through the whole script. Holy I-Feel-So-Unenlightened.

Tooth enamel is the hardest substance in the human body; however, we do NOT recommend that you use your pearly whites to open bottles!

I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it’s Election night.

James Bond slept through an earthquake.
He was shaken but not stirred.

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What do you call a VW bus at the top of a hill?
A miracle.

What do you call two VW buses at the top of a hill?
A mirage.

What does it mean when someone has a sudden increase in the number of “ums” and “ahs,” is being overly defensive, with  no eye contact?

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

The Penan nomads who live on the island Borneo (southwest of the Philippines) maintain that women do not have a soul until their wedding day.

If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you.

A 200 pound pig will yield close to 20 pounds of bacon, among other popular meat products.