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Book – Where is Baby’s Belly Button — Do NOT buy this book, you can see the ending right in the cover! – This book is completely misleading. The entire plot revolves around finding a baby’s belly button. The titles makes this clear from the beginning. However, there is no mystery. There is no twist. Baby’s belly button is right where it is supplosed to be, on baby’s stomach. Right where it clearly show you it is on the COVER OF THE BOOK.
Fast Beatles Fact
Melissopalynology (Me-Liss-o-pal-en-ol-ogy)
It’s not the study of a girl named Melissa. For those of you who have believed all these years that Winnie the Pooh was just a bear with a seriously disturbing honey addiction, it turns out, he’s just a bear with a seriously disturbing AND career-oriented honey addiction. Nothing wrong with that at all.
We’re all that and a bag of fries
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.
A Sweaty Show
Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you’d like to lose a half pound right now, press “1” 18,000 times.
A Really Sweet Show
Q: If Jake has 30 chocolate bars, and eats 25, what does he have?
A: Diabetes….. Jake has diabetes…
Our 100th Episode!!!! Y’all deserve an award for listening!
Boy: “Hey baby, what’s your sign?”
Girl: “Do Not Enter!”
If the local coffee shop has awarded you “Employee of the Month” and you don’t even work there… you may be drinking too much coffee.
We found out that Haikus are hard, so we tried the Haiku Generator, and this is what we got:
Bagpipes – A Haiku by J. Nicholas Dankington
Freezing wintertime
A blown, wondrous bagpipes drowns
under the giraffe
New and improved? If something is new, it couldn’t have been improved. If something is improved, it can’t be new. ???
Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
–P.J. O’Rourke
Excuses for being late to work:
“I dreamed I was fired, so I didn’t want to get out of bed.”
“A raccoon stole my work shoes off my porch.”
“I wasn’t thinking and accidentally went to my old job.”
Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”
The color purple has been associated with royalty, power and wealth for centuries. In fact, Queen Elizabeth I forbad anyone except close members of the royal family to wear it. Purple’s elite status stems from the rarity and cost of the dye originally used to produce it.
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