Apologies in advance for the singing. We couldn’t help ourselves.
Twisted Christmas Songs
In 1988, Bob Rivers and his Comedy Corp. recorded an album of holiday songs called Twisted Christmas. Here are some of the most memorable tracks:. The Twelve Pains of Christmas – Parody of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”. Sung as a normal Christmas carol, with each verse comedically recited by a participant in a painful activity. The 12 days are:
12. Singing Christmas Carols
11. Stale TV Specials
10. Batteries Not Included
9. Finding Parking Spaces
8. Charities
7. The Salvation Army
6. Facing my In-Laws
5. Five months of bills!
4. Sending Christmas cards
3. Hangovers
2. Rigging up the lights
1. And finding a Christmas tree
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