Unlikely Old Chinese Proverbs
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
Man who streaks is unsuited for his work.
Girl who does everything under the sun gets everything sunburned.
Man who places head in sand will get kicked in the end.
Man who gets too big for his britches may get exposed in the end.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
Man who sinks into woman’s arms soon will find arms in woman’s sink.
All men eat, but Fu Man Chu.
Girl who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
If you want a pretty nurse, you must be patient.
Modern house without toilet is uncanny.
Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion.
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