We found out that Haikus are hard, so we tried the Haiku Generator, and this is what we got:
Bagpipes – A Haiku by J. Nicholas Dankington
Freezing wintertime
A blown, wondrous bagpipes drowns
under the giraffe
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the best of internet humor…on the radio
The best of internet humor...on the radio 